Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
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