im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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