and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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