Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
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