How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
I look better un-naked...
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
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I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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