The iPhone is ruining my ability to sex message. My 5-year-old cousin just picked up my phone at my grandmas birthday party and read "I wanna stand you up and fuck you from behind" to my entire extended family bc of popped up on my screen
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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