we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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