do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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