yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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