I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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