so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
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