Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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