I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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