Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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