She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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