I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
i came on her dog
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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