I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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