we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
she looked like the before picture.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Randomize
