halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
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