How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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