I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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