I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
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