Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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