1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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