kristin has been a bad kristin
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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