I'm lost and stupid without you.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
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