Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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