The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
she peed on how many people?
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
Also, beer. Big fan.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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