he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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