At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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