i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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