White coat. Heels.
there was a trapeze. enough said
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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