so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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