Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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