There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
i wish my penis had a tongue
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Bang-toberfest begins!!
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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