Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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