it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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