yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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