So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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