"it" just moved
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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