How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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