I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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