if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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