2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
seriously i just wanna be friends
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he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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