we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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