Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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