Me too!
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Actions speak louder than pants.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
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