He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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