She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
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