we have officially lost it.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
you traded sex for a burrito?
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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