The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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