is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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