But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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