9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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